Here are some funny bumper stickers. Many of them have religious overtones (since it is the Xmas Season):
Jesus Saves Sinners...And redeems them for valuable coupons!
Jesus saves but Moses invests
My Wife Thinks I'm at PromiseKeepers
God told me to hate you
I'd rather be dead, than Red. [picture of blue/red America]
"A working class person who votes Republican is like a chicken who votes for Colonel Sanders."
"My Karma Ran Over My Dogma."
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups
Mean people suck, but nice people swallow
"No, YOU suck -- sincerely, the Mean People"
"Visualize Parking."
"One nation under surveillance"
"Protect the Constitution- Vote Democratic"
"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup."
Will you be a Weaver of the fabric of our Democracy, or will you be a Moth?
In the event of the Rapture, can I have your car?
You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.
Democrats: We believe in fiscal, economic, social, civic, personal, and moral responsibility. Republicans: We take risks with your future.
"The problems of today will not be solved by the same thinking that produced the problems in the first place" - Albert Einstein
Get out of your damn SUV and join the Army! That's how you can support the troops.
Truth - Equity - Peace - That's what I've learned from The Original Liberal - Christ
"Your Honor Student Will Be Paying for Bush's Tax Cut"
"How fortunate for leaders that men do not think"-- Adolf Hitler
My Child Was Student of the Month at Skipworth Correctional Facility
I drive this huge truck to compensate for my little penis
God was my co-pilot, but then we crashed in the Andes and I had to eat Him
Dyslexics of the World, Untie!!!
Please feel free to add more!
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"Even on drugs -Rush is right"
"GWB -Saving Your Ass, Like it or Not"
"Infidel On Board"
"Imagine No Liberals"
"John's Flushed"
"Rome wasn't built in a Day -Why would you expect Iraq to be?"
"Socialism is not charity"
"Talk Radio- Listen to something that matters for a change"
"Appeasement Kills"
"Peace is acheived through victory"
"No War for Ketchup"
"Unhyphenated American"
TWD, those are great. I had the one about honor students and Bush's tax cut on my car for a while. My current bunch includes an American flag, and ones that say "Dissent is patriotic", "I don't have to like Bush to love America", and (my favorite) "Republicans for Voldemort"! (For all you Harry Potter fans out there!)
I also have decals on my side windows of Itchy and Scratchy, a punk face with a mohawk, and baby Stewie from Family Guy (although those probably don't count as being "political".)
I'm not into bumper-stickering up my car, but I'm floating this idea for a bumper sticker:
"A far-left activist is someone who gets ice cream for a handout and then bitches about the headache."
Maybe it's not succinct enough though.
I do like this one though:
"Get out of your damn SUV and join the Army! That's how you can support the troops."
Myself, I'm just waiting for my backdoor draft notice to come, seeing as they're already calling up 70 year-old retirees for the 'Stan.
Me? I'm a member of the Untied Dyslexic Church of Dog!
"Happiness is Fort Irwin in my rear view mirror"
My question is if the sticker of the man who states to support the troops and get out of your SUV, what car was he driving?
Just saying Happy New Year!!!!!!!!!
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